Wednesday, 14 August 2013

#Just4Laffs >>> Professor of Mathematics

EPIC STUDENT


DAD IMPREGNATED ME FIVE TIMES

 


Aziza Kibibi, one of the daughters of Nigeria born award winning music video director, Aswad Ayinde, who was recently sentenced to about 90 years behind bars in the US, for raping and impregnating two of his children said that her father started raping her when she was EIGHT years old.



He also abused and impregnated her sister as well. My guess is that the stupid man must have been insane for a long time but was unnoticed.

Monday, 12 August 2013

ACID HORROR IN ZANZIBAR



Two british volunteers Kirstie Trup and Katie Gee were flown back to Britain after someone splashed battery acid on them in the small African Country of Zanzibar.

The teenage victims of the acid attack may have been targeted in a revenge attack by a spurned admirer, according to friends on the idyllic island. They are currently receiving treatment in London and may require multiple surgeries.

RVP'S DOUBLE SINKS WIGAN (VIDEO)


Robin Van Persie scored twice as MAN-U won the 2013 Community Shield at the expense of the unimpressive Wigan Athletic.
 
David Moyes, the new manager in charge of the club was impressed with the victory and assures fans  of a good season ahead. It will definitely be a tough one no doubt.

Congrats to the team. See video.......

BLESSING OKAGBARE CLINCHED SILVER IN LONG JUMP EVENT


The woman popularly referred to as the "HOPE OF THE NATION" at the 2013 IAAF World Championship, BLESSING OKAGBARE has won silver medal in the long jump event.

She jumped 6.99m just 2cm shy of the effort by the eventual winner, USA's Brittney Reese who jumped 7.01m.

Blessing will continue her quest for glory as she competes in the 100m Women's final today.

Nigeria last won a medal at the IAAF meeting over a decade ago. God bless OKAGBARE.

Sunday, 11 August 2013

CHILDREN & THE SCOURGE OF RAPE IN NIGERIA


The rate at which RAPISTS are taking advantage of children in Nigeria is very alarming. Gone were those days when RAPE was usually associated with adult girls.

Moreover , very few cases are reported to relevant authorities which implies that we might be dealing with a bigger monster than it seems.

Below is today's editorial of PUNCHNG on the issue of Child Rape.

CHINA'S IVORY CRAZE KILLING AFRICA'S ELEPHANTS


Africa's Elephants are on the verge of extinction and it's amazing that this grave disaster is being engineered by a few number of wealthy people in China.
 
Ivory, popularly referred to as "WHITE GOLD" in China (the number One market for ivory in the world) is currently in very HIGH DEMAND. Ivory and rhino horn powder are valued for ceremonial purposes, for religious purposes and cultural purposes in Asian countries like China, Vietnam, other parts of Asia.
 
About 2 decades ago, when Africa's Elephant population dropped from 1.3M to an unprecedented "600,000 ", a ban was placed on the sale and purchase of ivory. The story is currently not the same as 90%  of the dead elephants found recently in the Central Africa Countries had been poached.(hunted illegally & their tusk removed). 

Saturday, 10 August 2013

USHER WINS BATTLE FOR CUSTODY OF HIS SONS AFTER NEARLY FATAL POOL ACCIDENT



Grammy Award Winning Artist, Usher, won the battle for custody of his Two sons as his ex-wife broke down in tears after the ruling at Atlanta, USA.



Tamera(Usher's ex-wife) had filed for custody of the children(Usher V, five, and Naviyd, four) after the youngest almost drowned in a pool while being looked after by Usher's aunt, Rena Oden.
 
Before dismissing the case, Fulton County Superior Court Judge John Goger said he wasn't certain anyone really could have done anything to prevent the accident. But he also advised Usher to keep his ex-wife well advised of his whereabouts and who's taking care of the children.In an emotional display of Solidarity, Usher hugged his ex-wife after the session.
 
Read full report HERE.

UNIDENTIFIED BOY DROWNS AT LAGOS BAR BEACH DURING EID-EL-FITRI CELEBRATION


A teenage boy drowned at the bar beach in Lagos yesterday as fun seekers celebrated the Eid-el-fitri festival.
 
Three people were reported to have attempted to save the boy but the ocean surge was intense hence they couldn't risk their own lives as well. The boy's corpse is yet to be identified.
 
May his soul rest in peace.
 
 
 
 

Friday, 9 August 2013

#FLASHBACK >>> VOCALIST OF LIFE - @THEREALSOJAY



Sojay is one of the few "NATURAL VOCALISTS" in Naija's HipHop World. He is currently signed to Trybe Records.

Enjoy his acoustic rendition of - "thinking about you" + "Slow down".


TEENAGE FACTORY WORKER'S DEATH REMAINS A MYSTERY.


Earlier today, CHANNELS TV  reported the death of a 17 year old girl, Jennifer Onyeche, at Ketu area of Lagos. Her death occurred on the 24th July 2013.
 
Read below as REPORTED

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLAY OFF DRAW......


The draw for 2013/2014 Champions League Play Off Draw was held earlier today.

Arsenal FC faces an UPHILL task against Turkish Giants Fernebaceh.

Click HERE for tie by tie analysis.

See the ties below..... 

AY TAKES ON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON...... FUNNY VIDEO

What hilarious AY HERE.

BLESSING OKAGBARE - THE HOPE OF A NATION.........


NIGERIA'S SENSELESS INVESTMENT

 

That NIGERIA, the Giant of Africa, home to about 170 Million People, 2nd highest income earner in Africa, 12th largest Oil Producer in the world but sadly whose majority population live in abject poverty is investing huge sums in landing a MAN in space in no longer news.



I am a NIGERIAN and I don't need to be a Professor to know that SPACE TECHNOLOGY won't put food on the tables of my countrymen at this time.

FEMALE CORPER SET ABLAZE BY JILTED LOVER



Dear Ladies, ending a relationship could be TRAGIC if you do not manage the process properly,  especially if your partner is evil and heartless.
 
Winifred Okey (23-yr old), Home Economics Graduate of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike, Abia, was posted to Rivers State for the mandatory NYSC in November 2012. She died while still serving on the 31st July 2013.

Thursday, 8 August 2013

RONALDO SHINES AGAINST CHELSEA.....(VIDEO)



Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice earlier today as Real Madrid beat Chelsea (now managed by Jose Mourinho) to clinch the 2013 edition of the International Champions Cup held in the USA.

The match ended 3-1 in favour of Real Madrid. Marcelo scored the first goal which was immediately equalised by Ramires . Ronaldo then scored a trademark freekick and a brilliant header to put the match beyond Chelsea's reach.






It was a good display from Ronaldo who had earlier been criticised by his former boss, Mourinho


Congrats to Real Madrid..

See video HERE





LANDLORD SETS 6 YOUTHS ABLAZE FOR SMOKING HEMP


One Mukaila Adebesin has been arrested by the Police in Ogun State for allegedly setting ablaze six people in Ita Balogun Compund, Ago-Oko, Abeokuta.
 
The victims were reported to have been gambling and smoking indian hemp inside Mukaila's compound. He reportedly instructed them to vacate his premises, a warning they refused to heed.
 
He emptied petrol on them after a heated argument and they caught fire from a stick of the Indian hemp being smoked by one of them. They suffered high degree burns due to the incident.”

The victims are currently receiving treatment at Government & Private Hospitals.
 
 

POLICE CAUGHT ON CAMERA DEMANDING BRIBE HAS BEEN DISMISSED


The Nigeria Police Force has dismissed the sergeant caught on camera demanding for N25,000 bribe from a motorist in Lagos.

Chris Omeleze, with force number 192954,and attached to the State Traffic Division, Ikeja, saw his 21 years service come to a shameful end. This swift action by the POLICE hierarchy is commendable as this will serve as a deterrent to the "BAD EGGS" in the force.

Let me however warn people to be careful when they attempt to gather evidence against any erring Policeman. If you're caught, the Policeman might become violent and you might be faced with safety issues.

PLEASE BE ADVISED ACCORDINGLY!!!!!!!!!

See VIDEO below.......


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

HOW "ASK.FM" ENGINEERED SUICIDE OF 4 TEENAGERS.

Recall that we blogged about the outcry for the closure of Social Media site ASK.FM. This demand is growing by the day as the site has now been implicated in the deaths of 4 Teenagers including 2 sisters after strangers bullied them online

See pictures of the teenagers.........

Erin Gallagher (left) killed herself at 13 after being bullied online and Shannon Gallagher (right), her best friend and sister, killed herself eight weeks later.



               Hannah Smith-14, was found hanged after being bullied on ask.fm



        Josh Unsworth-15, was also found hanged after being bullied on ask.fm



Read more as reported by DAILYMAIL