A plane was about to crash & there were only 4 parachutes in d plane.
Meanwhile there were 5 pple in it.
The 1st person was Lionel Messi & he said: "I'm d best footballer, I cant die now" So he took 1 parachute & left.
The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said: I'm d richest man in Africa & I'm too young to die, So he took the 2nd parachute & left.
The 3rd ws President Goodluck Jonathan & he said: "I'm d smartest President in d world so i cant die now, my people still need me; so he took 1 & left.
Then 2 people were left in the plane... Pope John Paul & a little school girl.
The Pope said to d little girl: "take the last one, I will sacrifice my life for you".
The little girl replied no need for that, There are 2 parachutes left.
The Pope asked her: how come ?
The little girl replied: The Nigerian President took my school bag !!
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