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Saturday 2 November 2013

#JUST4LAFFS - THE SMART PRESIDENT

A plane was about to crash & there were only 4 parachutes in d plane.

Meanwhile there were 5 pple in it.

The 1st person was Lionel Messi & he said: "I'm d best footballer, I cant die now" So he took 1 parachute & left.

The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said: I'm d richest man in Africa & I'm too young to die, So he took the 2nd parachute & left.

The 3rd ws President Goodluck Jonathan & he said: "I'm d smartest President in d world so i cant die now, my people still need me; so he took 1 & left.

Then  2 people were left in the plane... Pope John Paul & a little school girl.

The Pope said to d little girl: "take the last one, I will sacrifice my life for you".

The little girl replied no need for that, There are 2 parachutes left.

The Pope asked her: how come ?

The little girl replied: The Nigerian President took my school bag !!

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