MUST READ ARTICLE - INNOCENT AT HOME GUILTY ABROAD.

Were the law of comparative advantage to be fully operational, Nigeria would have benefited tremendously from an arrangement where its criminal cases would have been firmed out to Britain and America.

There could be no better way of resolving all those high profile cases of assassination, murder, kidnapping, treasury looting and the white-collar crimes that have been lying in our courts. There would also have been no better way for President Muhammadu Buhari to give some biting teeth to his avowed war on corruption.

As currently structured, Nigeria’s criminal justice system is ponderously frustrating; and totally skewed against the state, which appears pathetically powerless against its own laws, no thanks to the cynical manipulation of the elite.

DEJI OF AKURE BANS EZE NDIGBO TITLE.

The Deji of Akure, Oba Aladetoyinbo Aladelusi, has banned the title of ‘Eze Ndi Igbo’ in Akureland and ordered it to be reviewed and replaced with a non-controversial honorary title.

This is one of the conditions given by the monarch to end the crisis between him and the leader of the Igbo community in the town, Mr. Gregory Iloehike. The monarch said the condition must be met before Igbo traders in the area would be allowed to continue operating their businesses in the community.

The traditional ruler dethroned the Igbo leader last week and stopped his men from opening their shops following an alleged rude behaviour against the traditional ruler at his palace by the Igbo leader during a meeting with Oba Aladelusi.

POLITICAL SOLUTION TO SAVE BUKOLA SARAKI'S JOB FAILS.

These may not be good times for the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki, as a complex negotiation to save his job through a political solution to his false asset declaration trial appeared to have failed.

The last-minute attempt to save Saraki was said to have been spearheaded by some leaders of the ruling All Progressives Congress but the efforts crumbled because of the conditions which Saraki had found impossible to satisfy.

If the efforts had not failed, a source said Saraki would not have appeared before the Code of Conduct Tribunal on Wednesday and be in the dock for the second time within one month.

BEAUTIFUL BRIDE PRESENTED CERTIFICATE OF PURITY TO HER FATHER TO PROVE SHE WAS A VIRGIN.

A bride presented her father with a 'certificate of purity' on her wedding day to prove she was a virgin.

Brelyn Bowman gave the framed document to her proud father, who is a pastor, before tying the knot with her groom Timothy earlier this month.

The statement on the signed certificate confirmed that her 'hymen is intact', citing a passage from the Bible that some Christians interpret as instruction to abstain from sex until marriage.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN CALLS OF DIVORCE FROM LAMAR ODOM, SPLITS WITH JAMES HARDEN.

Khloe Kardashian has called off her divorce from Lamar Odom. TMZ reports that her lawyer Laura Wasser was in court this morning and asked the judge to withdraw the papers that would end the couple's marriage.  The judge granted the request.

Khloe originally filed for divorce in late 2013, but the pair did not sign off on the documents until July of this year.

The papers had still not been processed however due to a backlog in the city of Los Angeles.

UPSURGE OF VIOLENT ROBBERIES IN LAGOS. Cc @AkinwunmiAmbode @PoiceNG.

Dare-devil armed robbers recently invaded a bank in FESTAC area of Lagos. Numbering over 40 and clad in military camouflage, they operated unchallenged for hours, carting away millions of Naira. Three lives were lost,  including a mother and her toddler.

The latest attack was the third in Lagos State in the last four months. A second generation bank was hit in the Lekki area and an undisclosed amount was carted away. Some of the policemen guarding the bank and a hawker were killed. A female-led robbery gang also unleashed terror on another bank in Ikorodu, weeks after. In the three operations, the criminals escaped through the water ways.

These and other violent robberies around the country call for more effective and rapid response policing. The low capacity of the police to respond to distress signals from citizens under the siege of criminals is very worrisome. Though the police claimed they recovered N27 million  from the hoodlums in the FESTAC robbery, we are concerned that in all three cases the police did not respond until so much damage was done and lives lost.

CODE OF CONDUCT TRIBUNAL ADJOURNS SARAKI'S TRIAL TILL 5TH & 6TH NOVEMBER.

The Code of Conduct Tribunal on in Abuja on Wednesday adjourned the trial of Senatate President Bukola Saraki for alleged false assets declaration to November 5 and 6, 2015.

The adjournment which followed an application by the lead prosecuting counsel, Mr. Rotimi Jacobs (SAN), was to enable the tribunal to await the judgment of the Court of Appeal ‎on an appeal by Saraki challenging the validity of the charges peferred against him.

The Court of Appeal’s judgment earlier fixed for Monday but was ‎not delivered because it was not ready and no new date has been fixed for it.

NIGERIA ARMY SETS UP PANEL TO PROBE MALPRACTICES OF ITS PERSONNEL IN THE EKITI & OSUN GOVERNORSHIP ELECTIONS.

The Nigerian Army has set up a high-powered board of inquiry to probe alleged malpractices by its personnel in the governorship elections in Ekiti and Osun states in 2014.

The Acting Director, Army Public Relations, Col. Sani Usman, said in an electronic mail on Monday that the panel was also mandated to probe allegations of misconduct against Army personnel in some states during the 2015 general elections.

He said that the board was also given the mandate to review the roles played by the formations and units of the Army in the last general elections and other operations in the country.

ELECTION TRIBUNAL ORDERS FRESH GOVERNORSHIP ELECTIONS IN 18 LOCAL GOVERNMENTS.

The Akwa Ibom State Governorship Election Petition Tribunal sitting in Abuja has ordered the Independent National Electoral Commission to conduct fresh governorship election in 18 out of the 31 local government areas of the state.

The Justice Sadiq Umar-led panel, in its judgment, held that over 500,000 registered voters were disenfrachised in the 18 local government areas including Uyo, the state capital, during the April 11 governorship election.

It held the petition filed by Okon Umana of the All Progressives Congress‎ challenging the declaration of Udom Emmanuel of the Peoples Democratic Party as the winner of the April 11, 2015.

THE #SEXUALPERVERSION TWEETS BY PASTOR SARAH (@SARAHOMAKWU.

These tweets ensutred Abuja based Pastor Sarah got 2 spots on Twitter Naija trends. Most twitter users do not agree with her views especially her advice that people who marry via traditional means  only are committing fornication.

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BREAKING NEWS - PRESIDENT BUHARI REMOVES HEAD OF SERVICE DANLADI KIFASI

DANLADI KIFASI

President Muhammadu  Buhari has approved the removal of the head of service of the federation, Danladi Kifasi with immediate effect. Kifasi has been asked to proceed on terminal leave. No replacement announced yet.

A letter signed by the SGF seen by SaharaReporters asked Kifasi to proceed on terminal leave starting from today. A replacement will be announced later in the week according to presidency sources.

OSCAR PISTORIUS RELEASED FROM JAIL.

Oscar Pistorius, South Africa’s double-amputee “Blade Runner” was released on parole late on Monday evening, just short of a year into his five-year sentence for killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s Day 2013.

The disgraced Paralympic gold medallist must serve the rest of his sentence under house arrest but still faces an appeal on November 3 by prosecutors who argue that he should have been convicted of murder, not culpable homicide, Reuters reported.

Pistorius, 28, who was found guilty of the lesser charge when he fired four shots through a locked bathroom door and hit Steenkamp, will be confined to his uncle Arnold’s home in a wealthy suburb of the capital, Pretoria.

25-YR-OLD MAN WHO PRETENDED AS POLICEMAN REMANDED IN PRISON FOR RAPING 11-YR-OLD GIRL.

The Modakeke Chief Magistrate’s Court has remanded a 25-year-old man, Kabiru Daramola, in prison custody for alleged rape of an 11-year-old girl, in Modakeke-Ife.

Daramola was arraigned on a four counts of gross indecency, impersonation, procurement of minor and unlawful sexual intercourse.

Prosecutor Ona Glory said the offence was committed on Sept 26, 2015 at 2:30 p.m. at N0 5, Oke-Owu Street, Modakeke, in Ife East Area Office of Osun.