(HILARIOUS VIDEO) PATIENCE JONATHAN'S WEEPING VIDEO TURNS INTERNET SENSATION... Chai Chai Chai

The catchphrase – “There is God ooo” – went trending on major social networking sites on Monday. The catchphrase was the statement the First Lady, Patience Jonathan, used repeatedly on Sunday night, while holding a stakeholders’ meeting over the circumstances surrounding the abduction of about 276 female pupils of  the Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State.

A video clip showing Patience charging at some attendees of the meeting before bursting into tears has since gone viral online.

See video and read more after the cut....

TIWA & TEEBILZ REPLIES TO ETCETERA'S ARTICLE.

An article written by musician/columnis, Etcetera, titled "Female celebs prefer second-hand husbands" which was published yesterday has caught the attention of newly married diva Tiwa Balogun and her husband who doubles as her manager, Tunji Balogun (Teebilz).

Maybe they should have ignored the article like TuBaba does all the time... Moreover, the writer didn't mention names.... 

Read below their responses below.....

Female Celebrities Prefer 2nd Hand Husbands - ETCETERA

Some days ago I was at a friend's place and was asked by his sisters if I was traveling abroad for the wedding of a colleague that is still being talked about on blogs and on all social networking sites in Nigeria and I said no I wasn't. But what struck me as odd was when one of them asked me "is she getting married to a brand new husband or a 2nd hand husband"? I stared at her in shock and confusion because up until that moment, I had never heard of a phrase as "brand new or 2nd hand husband. It became a heated debate amongst people in the house that day. 'wow', I never thought a phrase like 2nd hand can be attributed to a human being. I know it is only applicable to objects. 

Stella Damasus Speaks on Abducted Nigerian Girls.. #BringBackOurGirls...

#BringBackOurGirls

Stella Damasus speaks on the abducted school girls in Nigeria....... NIGERIA NEEDS HELP......

US court orders Samsung to pay Apple $119.6m in patent lawsuit.

Technology giant Samsung is ordered to pay $119.6m (£71m) to arch-rival Apple by a US court for infringing two of its patents.

During the month-long trial in a San Jose, California, federal court, Apple accused Samsung of violating patents on smartphone features including universal search, while Samsung denied wrongdoing. On Friday, the jury found the South Korean smartphone maker had infringed two Apple patents.

Apple and Samsung have been litigating around the world for three years. Jurors awarded the iPhone maker about $930m after a 2012 trial in San Jose, but Apple failed to persuade USDistrict Judge Lucy Koh to issue a permanent injunction against the sale of Samsung phones in the United States.

TWO FORMER LEADERS ARE SPONSORS OF BOKO HARAM - FEMI FANI KAYODE

My worst fears have been confirmed and sadly the Haramites of Boko have struck again. Another terrible bomb blast has taken place in Abuja and many innocent people have been butchered, slaughtered and maimed.

At the last count the number of those killed is no less than 39 despite attempts by the international and local media to play the number of casualties down.

This damning display of primordial and pure savagery by Boko Haram comes barely two weeks after over 100 innocent people, including women and children, were killed by another bomb, on the same spot and by the same people. This is surely too much for us to bear.

Worse still, the country, and indeed the international community, is still grappling with the Chibok affair in which no less than 234 young school girls were abducted from their schools and turned into sex slaves by Boko Haram.

SSS PREVENTS FORMER CBN GOV. FROM TRAVELLING DESPITE COURT RULING - CITES ORDERS FROM THE PRESIDENCY

The State Security Service (SSS) has prevented the former governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, from traveling abroad. 

Mr. Sanusi was stopped at Mallam Aminu Kano International Airport, in Kano, on his way to France for an onward journey to Mecca for the lesser Hajj.

The Nigerian secret police, the SSS also seized Mr. Sanusi’s personal passport. Despite Sanusi’s presentation of a court order preventing the government from harassing him and restraining his movement, the SSS agents stuck to their guns. The agents told Sanusi that they were obeying an order from the presidency.

TRAGEDY IN CROSS RIVER AS 4 PERISH TRYING TO RETRIEVE BUCKET FROM A WELL.

One after another, four men entered a water well and drowned while trying to retrieve a bucket when  the string cut letting the bucket to sink to the bottom of the well.

The incident, which happened  along Ogoja Road, Ikom in the Central Senatorial District of Cross River State, attracted  sympathisers  some of them attributing the tragedy to a spiritual force.

The first person to enter the well, John Ushie, according to a resident of the compound  who gave her name as Janet, was preparing to go to  work  that morning and wanted to take his bath. Ushie decided to fetch water from the well but the string with which the bucket  he was drawing the water fell inside the well. When the string gave way, he decided to retrieve it by jumping into the well but ended up gulping  water and drowned.

NO END IN SIGHT FOR ELECTRICITY CHALLENGES IN NIGERIA.

Nigerians complaining over poor electricity supply should brace up for tougher times as the confusion over new ownership of the generating and distributing companies continues. If the agitations of electricity workers are sustained, there would be further disruptions that could lower already poor supplies.

The issues would become more contentious now that the new companies that spawned last year from NEPA, as we commonly knew it, were supposed to have taken over the businesses at the beginning of this month.

A six-month transition contract to assist the new successor companies assess NEPA staff to determine those they would keep has ended. What should be a smooth transition with those not employed disengaged, is brewing a crisis.  The Federal Government reportedly paid N380 billion as the entitlement of NEPA workers.

MY FATHER WANTED ME TO BE A LAWYER/DOCTOR - @TOOLZ

Since popular OAP , Tolu Oniru known simply as Toolz came back from the United Kingdom with a degree  in Business and Mass Communication from the London Metropolitan University to take up a job in the broadcast media, things have been on the up and up for her.

The vivacious beauty who was born in Lagos to the famous Oniru family of Lagos is respected as an on-air-personality for her blend  of natural humour, love of most things, showbiz, passion for music and strong African entertainment knowledge.

In this interview with Esther Onyegbula of Vanguard Newspapers, Toolz lets us into her world.:

It’s been over three years since you moved back to Nigeria from the UK, how has it been? Are there any regrets?

I moved in 2009 actually. It has been one of the toughest but most rewarding journeys I’ve been on (and still on). I try not to focus on regrets. I miss constant electricity, hate Lagos traffic, but I believe I have made an impact here that I wouldn’t have, if I had remained in the UK.

BOKO HARAM MAY STRIKE IN ABUJA AGAIN - RETIRED GENERALS.

There are indications that the Boko Haram attack on the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja, on Thursday might not be last of the deadly onslaughts on the seat of the Federal Government.

Barely three weeks after the  sect carried out a car bomb attack on a motor park in Nyanya, a suburb of Abuja, killing over 75 persons, the sect attacked the same vicinity again with another car bomb, which claimed about 30 lives on Thursday evening.

Some retired Army generals and former senior security operatives, said Abuja was under siege and urged security agents to rise up to the challenge and stop the sect from overrunning the FCT.

US WARNS OF TERROR ATTACKS ON SHERATON HOTELS IN LAGOS

Whenever the US issues a security statement regarding terror attacks in Nigeria, the information is usually invaluable.

The United States has warned its citizens of planned attacks on Sheraton hotels in Lagos. The country also warned its nationals against going to Yobe, Adamawa and Borno states.

The hotels, owned by Starwood, are the Sheraton Hotel and Towers Lagos and the Four Points By Sheraton Lagos.

The US Consul General in Lagos, in an alert on the website of the US Diplomatic Mission to Nigeria on Friday, warned American residents and those coming into the country to avoid certain places in the country.

US OFFERS TO HELP NIGERIA TO RESCUE ABDUCTED GIRLS. #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS.

The United States said on Thursday it had offered to help Nigeria in its search for around 200 girls abducted by Islamist militants from a school in the northeast of the West African country.

"We have been engaged with the Nigerian government in discussions on what we might do to help support their efforts to find and free these young women," State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf told a daily briefing. "We will continue to have those discussions and help in any way we can."

Gunmen suspected to be from the radical Islamist movement Boko Haram on April 14 stormed an all-girls secondary school in the village of Chibok, in Borno state, packed the teenagers onto trucks and disappeared into a remote area along the border with Cameroon.

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BOKO HARAM WILLING TO CONSIDER RELEASE OF REMAINING SCHOOL GIRLS AS 3 ARE REPORTED DEAD - CHANNEL4NEWS. #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS

The jihadis who kidnapped more than 200 Nigerian schoolgirls two weeks ago say they are "willing to consider" the release of those who have not already been trafficked abroad and sold into marriage.

The girls' abductors, who have been in regular direct contact with a government intermediary, also report that three of their teenaged captives have died - although they did not state how this happened. Eighteen others, they say, are now sick.

The intermediary told Channel 4 News that the al-Qaeda-affiliated group, Boko Haram, has threatened to kill the remaining hostages if there is any attempt by the Nigerian military to rescue the girls. Meanwhile in the capital Abuja, the Nigerian government is coming under intense public pressure to secure the girls' release.

On Wednesday, the government admitted for the first time that it had officially engaged the services of the negotiator. It declined to reveal his identity. He has told Channel 4 News that he wishes to remain anonymous for reasons of personal security.

#BRINGBACKOURGIRLS - 4 BATTALIONS MOBILISE FOR SAMBISA FOREST.

Seventeen days after 234 students of the Government Girls Secondary School Chibok, Borno State, were abducted by Boko Haram terrorists and the public outcry that have continued to greet the alleged uncoordinated approach of the security agents to rescue them, a major military operation is set to commence as four different battalions, a little more than a Brigade of the Nigerian Army, have been mobilised.

Meanwhile, Borno State Police Command and the Department of State Service, DSS, office in the state, yesterday, released new figures of the missing schoolgirls abducted by Boko Haram insurgents, saying 276 students, not 234 were initially taken away.

This has contradicted the earlier claims by parents of the affected girls, who said 234 of their daughters were kidnapped when the insurgents attacked the school.

INDIAN MAN SETS HIMSELF ABLAZE THEN EMBRACES POLITICIAN ON TV DEBATE AS BOTH SUFFER SERIOUS BURNS.

A television debate in India ended in horror when a spectator set himself alight before embracing a politician, leaving both men fighting for their lives.

The man, named by police as Durgesh Kumar Singh, emerged from a crowd of about 150 onlookers, doused himself in petrol then grabbed the local leader of the Bahujan Samaj Party, Kamruzzama Fauji.

Singh sustained burns on 95 per cent of his body which doctors say are likely to be fatal, while Fauji was in critical condition with 75 per cent burns, police said.

THE TRUTH ABOUT #CHIBOK234 - NIRAN ADEDOKUN

“There can be no keener revelation of a society’s soul than the way in which it treats its children”

– Nelson Mandela

Over and above every act of irresponsibility to the nation and others in Nigeria, nothing tells of the extent of the erosion of our values like our collective attitude to our children. We are a country that has currently lost every capacity for shock.  Nothing shocks Nigerians again, not even the abduction of over 200 girls from the GovernmentGirls Secondary School in Chibok, Borno State and the inability to find them after two weeks.  It is a sad commentary that should make us all bow our heads in penitence. Apparently, we are a country with a dead soul.

(GORY PHOTOS) BOKO HARAM STRIKES ON "MAY DAY" AT NYANYA-ABUJA FOR THE SECOND TIME, LEAVES ABOUT 30 DEAD AND 70 INJURED.

The spate of bloodshed in Nigeria has gone beyond ALARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barely three weeks after a bomb blast killed over 71 persons in Nyanya, a suburb of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja, another explosion claimed about 30 lives on Thursday evening.

The blast, which was believed to be a suicide attack, occurred around 8:45pm when a bomb-laden car exploded at the Karshi Taxi Park, a few metres from where the April 14, 2014 explosion took place.

Eyewitnesses said that 25 bodies were taken to the Maitama District Hospital, Asokoro, four corpses were dropped at the National Hospital while one body was taken to an unidentified hospital in Nyanya.

See more pictures after the cut.....

PHOTOS PHOTOS PHOTOS!! #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS - LAGOS PROTEST.

Earlier today, a number of activists including Seun Kuti protested against the continuous silence of Jonathan's government over the missing 234 school girls in Borno.

The protest took off at CMS and ended at Onikan, Lagos.