BEAT FM'S OAP TOOLZ (@ToolzO) IS ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Popular BeatFM OAP "Tolu Oniru" (TOOLZ) got engaged to her boyfriend Captain Demuren in the Dominican Republic where they are both on holiday...  She is officially off the market.

Congrats TOOLZ...

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UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN SHUTS DOWN FOR 2 WEEKS DUE TO FUEL CRISIS.

The UI management urged the students to immediately vacate the institution premises, NAN reports.

Muhammed Oladejo, the director of communication, said the alumni were asked to proceed on a two-week mid-semester break.

A UI official, who pleaded for anonymity confirmed the recent development:

BUHARI CANNOT PERFORM A MIRACLE TO REPAIR EIGHT YEARS OF BAD GOVERNANCE - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO

Former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, yesterday, said Nigerians should not expect miracles from the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, saying, he will not be able to repair eight years bad governance overnight. He, however, warned the President-elect against cover up,urging him not to take Nigerians for granted when he assumes office as the president from May 29.

Obasanjo said this while addressing a delegation of South West women leaders under the leadership of the Iyalode of Yorubaland, Chief Alaba Lawson, who paid him a visit in his Abeokuta country home.

The South-West women leaders which include Iyaloja General of Lagos, Folashade Tinubu-Ojo; Iyalode Otan-Ayegbaju; Stella Olubunmi among others, begged Obasanjo not to abandon the President-elect when he assumes office.

REAL MADRID SACKS CARLO ANCELOTTI.

Real Madrid fired their coach Carlo Ancelotti on Monday, club president Florentino Perez said, making the popular Italian pay for a disappointing season without a major trophy.

“The board of directors has taken the decision this afternoon to relieve Carlo Ancelotti of his duties as coach of Real Madrid,” Perez told a news conference at the club’s Santiago Bernabeu stadium.

“It has been a very hard decision… but Real Madrid is extremely demanding and we believe it is time to give a new impulse” to the club.

HOW BOKO HARAM BURNT MY FAMILY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Boko Haram survivor, James Yaduma, has given a graphic and detailed account of how he lost almost all the members of his family to the violent terrorist group, Boko Haram.

Yaduma, a native of Zha, Hong Local Local Government Area of Adamawa State, who currently resides in Mararaba Gurku near Abuja, in his account narratwd to Mohammed Ismail of Leadership Newspaper, revealed how members of his family were burnt alive by the Boko haram insurgents when they attacked Zha.

Yaduma, who said his life will never remain the same, said he witnessed how his aged father, mother and other relatives were burnt alive by the insurgents.

REASONS CHOCOLAT ROYALE WAS SHUT DOWN BY NAFDAC - PRODUCTS THAT EXPIRED 11 YEARS AGO WERE USED TO MAKE CONSUMABLES FOR CUSTOMERS.

 

The real reasons the National Agency for Food and Drugs Administration and Control (NAFDAC) Tuesday night, sealed completely the business outlet of a popular elite and confectionary company, Chocolat Royal has emerged, The City Reporters can exclusively report.

Apart from the importation, storage and use of fake, unregistered and expired/unwholesome food products to produce consumables for customers, we can authoritatively report that Chocolat Royal was sealed by NAFDAC on discovery of six illegal 40ft cold rooms fully stocked with contaminated food products built on top of sewages (suck away pit) and in front of toilets.

Not only that majority of these food products discovered, have expired since 2004, (11- years ago) and the least 2013, the most worrisome aspect of it all was the discovery to the consternation of NAFDAC officials that the management of Chocolat Royal had revalidated the expiring dates of almost all the food products, while 90 % of them were not even written in English language and therefore not registered.

THE FAILED GENIUS.

In one of her last face-saving measures, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the Coordinationg Minister for the Economy, CME, “directed the immediate termination of the partnership between the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme and Forcecom Networks Limited on the Graduate Internship Scheme.”

Even before reading the story to the end, something told me that it was another contract given to one of “our brothers” which now threatens to put everybody in trouble when the new government takes office in June.

And sure (pardon the pun) enough, the Managing Director of Forcecom Networks turned out to be one Paul Okafor, who allegedly “coerced the interns to sign an undertaking to pay N7,500 out of their monthly stipend for training with the Lekki Business School.”

IFEANYI UBAH'S CAPITAL OIL SET TO RELEASE 13 MILLION LITRES OF FUEL TO EASE SCARCITY.

Capital Oil and Gas Industries Limited, said it is releasing about 13 million litres, approximately 400 trucks of petroleum products including premium motor spirit, popularly called petrol, to ease the scourge of the endemic fuel scarcity that Nigeria had been plunged into.

The move has therefore, broken the ranks of oil marketers and depot operators, who have refused to import any more products until their outstanding subsidy claims of over N200billion is paid by the Federal Government.

Read full statement after the cut.........

GO YE WELL, PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN BY DELE MOMODU.

Our dear President, please permit me to write my last epistle to you as our leader and Commander-in-Chief. By this time next week, I expect you to have flown back to Yenagoa via Port Harcourt. How I wish I could have the opportunity of being on that last trip, not to mock you but to capture your swinging moods in those few moments of realising that the end has come eventually.  I would love to know how many of your big friends would take the pain to follow you or if most would abandon you to your fate and move on pronto to the new brides. Even as a writer with what I believe is vivid imagination, I’m not able to paint a picture of the sort of life or future that awaits you in Otuoke, Yenagoa, Abuja, Chad, Germany, Dubai or wherever you decide to hibernate in the short or long run.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! PDP NATIONAL CHAIRMAN ADAMU MUAZU (@MUAZUAA) FORCED TO RESIGN.

Embattled National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, Alhaji Adamu Mu’azu, on Wednesday resigned from his position  as previously predicted on this blog. The Deputy National Chairman, Peoples Democratic Party, Chief Uche Secondus, has taken over as the acting National Chairman of the party.

This followed the resignation of the party Chairman, Adamu Muazu, who threw in the towel on Wednesday on health grounds.

The PDP National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh, who confirmed this to journalists at the Wadata Plaza secretariat of the party, commended Muazu for his services to the PDP and love for the nation.

MARRIED MOTHER OF THREE DIES THREE DAYS AFTER SECRETLY TRAVELLING TO INDIA MEET YOUNG LOVER SHE MET ON FACEBOOK.

 A married British woman has died only days after travelling to India to meet her younger lover.

Angela Slinn, 45, of Crewe, Cheshire, allegedly did not tell her estranged husband that she was flying to see Jaspal Singh, 30, whom she met on Facebook.

But the mother-of-three died on Sunday after being taken to hospital with pneumonia about a week after landing in the country on May 4.

Mrs Slinn, who worked as a nurse, had spoken of the trip to her children, aged 15 to 24 – but did not mention it to her husband Stephen, 48, according to The Sun. 

Her mother-in-law Doreen Slinn said: ‘I don’t understand how a healthy woman can suddenly die like that. She went to India because she thought she’d found love - but it turned into tragedy.’

EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR WRITES ABOUT HIS FAMILY PROBLEMS - PART 3.

If I decide to bring out the Part 3 today, it is because my brother @Kola Adebayor and my other siblings have decided to talk about our family issues on social medias, through letters to my club, radios…I could write an autobiography and sell it but I decided to share with you here. 

25 years ago, my big older brother Kola went to Germany and he became the hope of our family. We all thought he could change the way we were living. Years after he left Togo, we still had no electricity and no phones. If he wanted to talk to us, he would call the Atlantic Hotel that was very close to our house. We would then run to the hotel reception and talk to him. 

When I got the opportunity to go play football in France for the first time, we needed money to for the flight tickets and other expenses. My brother was nowhere to be found. Only God knows what he was doing in Germany.

VINCENT ENYEAMA NAMED 18TH BEST GOALKEEPER IN THE WORLD.

Super Eagles captain, Vincent Enyeama, has been ranked the 18th best goalkeeper in the world in 2015 by United Kingdom newspaper, The Telegraph.

In a poll conducted by the media outfit on its website, votes were cast to determine who the best keeper in the world was and the Lille goalkeeper made the list of top 20 goalkeepers in the world.

Bayern Munich’s Manuel Neuer is in first place followed by Manchester United’s David De Gea and Chelsea’s Thibaut Courtois. Joe Hart of Manchester City is fourth while Gianluigi Buffon of Juventus came fifth.

WHY I AM FIGHTING THE ELITES - BEN MURRAY BRUCE.

Media mogul and senator-elect, Ben Murray Bruce has stated that he is fighting the elite because they consume the resources of the country at the expense of the poor.

Bruce, who is known to champion the cause of the masses, noted that it is absurd that a few elected officers monopolise the resources of the country, living a champagne life while majority of Nigerians live below a dollar a day.

“I am fighting against the elite. Definitely, I am fighting them. When they drink that champagne that can educate a child, they should know that I am fighting them. You don’t fly a first class in government while in your private life, you fly economy. I am totally against their lifestyles,” he said in an interview with Vanguard.

TWITTER TO BAN OVER 10 MILLION ACCOUNTS FOR PEDDLING PORN.

Twitter is reportedly planning to ban up to 10 MILLION accounts from its service in an attempt to clamp down on the amount of porn and adult content shared on the service.

A report from a Wall Street analyst has pointed to a network-wide purge targeting those that break the company's terms of service. No user is permitted to have pornographic or violent imagery as a profile picture or background image.

But explicit material can currently be tweeted on the network and is labelled as "containing sensitive content". Several porn stars have already spoken out against the possibility of being booted off Twitter.

BUHARI APPOINTS EDITOR OF SUN NEWSPAPER FEMI ADESINA AS SPECIAL ADVISER ON MEDIA.

Though yet to be officially announced, Thisday gathered that all formalities for Adeshina’s appointment as Buhari's spokesman have already been concluded. Adeshina, is the Managing Director and Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspaper. He is also the President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE).

The Sun Newspaper, it was gathered, is already concluding plans to re-jig its management structure following Adesina’s imminent departure.

With this appointment, Adesina becomes the second person to be appointed while serving as the president of the NGE. The first person was the late Mrs. Remi Oyo, who was appointed by former President Olusegun Obasanjo.

IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS AGAINST GOV. ALIYU OF NIGER STALLED AFTER LAWMAKERS GOT N17M EACH.

The impeachment plot against the Niger State Governor, Aliyu Babangida, may have been stalled as the members of the state House of Assembly pushing for the governor’s removal have been paid N17m each.

Our correspondent gathered that the lawmakers after receiving the N17m each were also promised by the state government that their other demands would soon be met.

Consequently, the lawmakers have decided to stop the impeachment move against the governor.

FG ORDERS BAYELSA CHIEF JUDGE TO SWEAR IN NYESOM WIKE AS GOVERNOR.

Following the impasse that has left Rivers State without a substantive Chief Judge for long, the Federal Government, yesterday, directed the Chief Judge of Bayelsa State to swear in the governor-elect of Rivers State, Chief Nyesom Wike, on May 29.

Meanwhile, lawyers have reacted, expressing divergent views on the development.

The directive for the Bayelsa CJ to administer the Oath of Allegiance and Oath of Office on  Wike was contained in a statement by the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Mohammed Adoke, SAN.

MEET SENATOR-ELECT DINO MELAYE'S LAMBOUGHINI. Lol....

Senator-elect Dino Melaye posted this on his facebook page before it was taken down.

In the caption for the Lamborghini, the senator-elect says ‘No Vex, Na God’. And we can deduce he was talking to his haters................

BUHARI IDENTIFIES 3 KEY AREAS HIS ADMINISTRATION WILL FOCUS ON.

President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, has identified insecurity, the economy/unemployment and corruption as the focal areas that would define his administration.

The incoming President disclosed this in Kaduna yesterday while playing host to the national executive council of the Arewa Consultative Forum, ACF, where he promised that his administration will not tolerate people living above their means.

“My administration will concentrate on three major areas on assumption of office; that is insecurity, the economy/unemployment and corruption. We will ensure we nip insecurity in bud,” he said.